Translation:
1. Lalaki Pinatay ng 4 Dahil di Alam ang "Nobody" - Guy get killed by 4 because he doesnt know how to sing "Nobody"
"Nobody" is a dance-pop song produced by Park Jin-Young and recorded by Korean girl group Wonder Girls. It was a popular hit song in the Philippines in 2008.
2. Ayaw Magpakopya Binasag ang Mukha - Greedy Student Don't want someone to copy hes/her work was punched in the face!
3. Pinatay Dahil Pogi! - Slane because He Was Handsome!
A group of ugly guys did this! OMG! "Need to lessen the number of handsome guys in the Philippines!" -cried by a group of ugly murderers.
So you think its more fun in the Philippines huh? hahahaha
